Devin's Journal

3:04pm: if alex durrant has my phone number he needs to call me.

2:00am: i think it's alex durrant's birthday. so if it is


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX YOU SON OF A BITCH



and if it's not

then it's not

1:49pm: it's a sad moment when you realize that there is no one in the world who will have sex with you

12:05am: my grad party

friday june 8

7:00 pm to whenever

my house

6:52am: helllllllo.

im doing a guitar concerto tonight.

6:30pm, Lincoln High Auditorium.

It's not often you get to see a guitar concerto, so come check it out and see what it's like.

Please come.

9:19pm: jerry falwell died. and if anyone is curious, he's the guy that said that the anti christ is already alive and he's most likely a male jew.

4:44pm: i realize this might be a little early, but i want to invite everyone to my concerto on the 31st of May at 7:00 pm probably, in the Lincoln High Auditorium. i want y'all to be there.

10:21pm: I think that anybody who absolutely won't swear is not to be trusted

9:09pm: where should i get my tattoo?

10:25pm: yay! gary burton and chick corea were two funny musical entertainers. really cool stuff.

9:51pm: i need to let everyone know that the maria schneider orchestra was an absolutely joyful, thrilling, and beautiful musical experience, unlike any i have experienced before.

10:21pm: i've never been as pissed at cigarettes as i am right now. fuck you cigarettes!

8:51pm: fuck the what

5:02pm: OK, this is a formal invitation:

Everybody is invited to join Requisite Jazz at the Meadowlark Coffee House on the streets of 17th and South at 7:00pm tonight. Featured will be the music out of the little book that we use to choose all of our songs. Joining us tonight will be piano player Matt Marvin, who is world renowned for being Katie Marvin's brother.

Press:

"FUCKING' AMAZING!" - Drunk dude at Crescent Moon.

"If you have not heard Requisite Jazz before, now is your chance!" - Siskel, or Ebert, whichever one of those geezers isn't dead.

"...." - Mute dude.

"Brilliant!" - British dude.

"(dies)" - Christopher Reeve.

Please join us this evening for a night of jazz music. We would all really appreciate seeing you guys there, even if you don't like jazz music. Bring a friend! They have scrabble, and apples to apples and coffee and other things that you and your friends could enjoy. PLEASE COME (now i'm just begging), you will not regret it! and if you do, dammit i'm sorry!

5:11pm: hey my parents are out of town and i need girls to spend the night because now they can. anyone?

6:40pm: ok listen up all you dorks: monday night big band is tonight at 7:30 at PO Pears, and damn would I like it if some of you came. I would appreciate it if at least one person came because i want to feel like this livejournal post actually did stuff. so, what do you say? by the way i love you.

12:39pm: make believe tonight in omerha! oooh im so excited!

end of report.

5:13pm: i am so into rap right now. no kidding.

6:48pm: people who smoke: why do you smoke?

unless.

10:06pm: matt boring and i are old masters. fucking pros.

we own!!!

6:25pm: if and when i ever make a cd, i want it to be called "the chances of me kicking your ass are pretty good".

10:23am: observation: after listening to the pines of rome, every other piece of music (besides symphonic metamorphoses) seems completely dumb.

4:05pm: does anyone like fucking with the things on the road that say "your speed" as much as i do?

10:13pm: im pissed. but im done. it's ok, im done.

6:50pm: i had such a great time in illinois, you don't even know.

but i think right now i feel pretty terrible.